Site Visitors

Looks like most of my blog visitors are data collecting bots.

So we don't have to worry about robo uprising, cause they're too retarted for that.

Malaysia Stupidly Asia

So I checked my stats page and found out that malaysians are my top visitors.

Which confirmed my theory that they're dumb.

Ideas For Spamming

Believe it or not, spamming isn't actually that easy, it took some real dedication and awesome skill to come out with decent spam instead of "dvnswnvo" crap. Some few days ago I had some idea for a rant, but I forgot to post it so it's lost forever.
Maybe once I'm thinking about the formula for cancer cure, but I forgot it, talk about all the money I missed.

Lego Bricks

It's become some sort of interblag meme that lego brick hurt as fuck, which I disagree, I stepped on some legos but none of them hurts me.

Or maybe they're megablocks?

SpongeBob

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Dogs More Popular Than Cats?

So when I loitering around in Google Trends for topic for my blog post, I found out that cat are less popular than DOG. WHAT TEH FAK!?!?

That's unacceptable! I though cats rule the internet! Argh you dog loving americans, why?

Hurr Durr

Hurr durr derp merp herp hue hue jeje loloalala blagafuajaknamagujikquonqipopiloniamioniaksiretyoiqwoptur

Friction Sucks

It's huge drag in my ass.

Doughnut Without Nut

I still can't understand why they called it "doughnut", okay, for the dough part because it's made of doughs. But what about the nut part? I don't recall nut included in any donut recipe I've read, instead most of them contain potato, why don't' the call it doughtato then? Inventors are bad namers.

Posting From My Phone

Now I can spam the blogger from anywhere! Amazing!

Why Call of Duty Ghost Sucks

An attempt to grab page views asides, this game going to suck balls. Here's 3 reasons:

1. It's going to be the same shit all over again
It's a common knowledge, all CoD games is all about shooting peoples and tanks, and dogs.

2. Single player? What's that?
The game is going to be multiplayer while the single player is going to be a 8 hour tutorial. Because these days only racist 6 years old plays game, and those racist 6 years old only wants multiplayer.

3. 100% graphic, 0% gameplay
These days it's all about graphic, because those dumb assholes with money who buys CoD games only think about graphic.

And now, bring me the page views!

Fifth Post!

I made this post to reminds you morons that this blog already have five post! Time to spam blogger even more!

Internet Advertising

It's just stupid, those people who put ads on the internet must be complete total retarded inhuman moron for wasting moneys on something nobody would look at, what were they thinking?

Why Apple Products Sucks.

It's fucking expensive. Nuff' said.

Obligatory TV Tropes Link

Exactly what it says on the title.

Because everybody mention TV Tropes once, so I decided to do it early.

Something

So here you are! looking at this useless piece of crap I created for no reason and maybe to waste your internet, or your life, or something.

And here the entire alphabet:
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